"The Osama Harvest"

         I've seen people jumping from perfectly good airplanes just for kicks. Others, I'm told, ride the rapids in kayaks, getting a rush from the experience. There is a whole world of exciting activities that people engage in everyday.  For me there's nothing like the thrill of being on the ground with only a knife in hand, hunting wild, and I do mean wild trophy boar. To me a trophy boar is one with cutters over 200lbs. And this kind of hunt gets my blood going.  If you've read about my other hunts you know it's a fair chase.  Best results have always been with www.affordablehoghunts.com out of Savoy Texas.  Willy Morris and his dogs are the best bar none. This activity is not for the faint of heart so you don't just take Fido out  looking for hogs. You won't find a hog and if you do you'll be sorry. Hate to tell you but your dog won't be coming home.  You'll need several dogs, and not just any old hounds. And you'll need a man named Forrest Morris.  The big bad wild boar of this area reside in the wilds. That is to say on the ranches and farms of northeast Texas where I love to hunt.  Over the centuries these creatures have achieved  a near mystical reputation among hunters where they are found. This part of Texas is no exception.  These hogs are big, mean and they have the advantage.  They will reek havoc one moment and be gone like a ghost the next.  Sometimes you only get a five second glimpse of a big boar and then he's gone. Hours later you finally catch up to the dogs and they are laid out exhausted.  The boar is nowhere to be found and it's getting really dark.  The boar have a certain smell.  When you get to the bay the aroma is strong. It's a nasty thing that gets your blood going.  When you know you are there with only a knife it puts you in predator mode.  Like the alien in the Arnold movie stroking his trophy skulls. People will ask if the meat is good and if I eat it. I do, while admiring my mounted heads and dreaming of the next hunt.  My girlfriend Tomi wears the cutters of the hog I named Saddam on a primitive necklace she made.  I love that! 
        My fifth hunt with Willy saw J.R. handling the catch dog Snatch.  Off we went in the merry month of May 2003.  It was a Sunday and it was a bit warm.  Just enough to make you drink a little extra water.  We scouted two places with the dogs but saw no sign of hogs.  This is where Willy shines.  He reads sign quickly so thirty to forty minutes in each spot brought us to the third one at about 11:30a.m. Texas time.  Willy thought he saw hog sign so our excitement rose.  We were walking on the edge of a tree row in some wheat.  The dogs were in the trees and after about five minutes they started yelping like they were onto a boar.   Willy said he would stay in the trees and try to cut him off, if he went that way.  J.R. and I made better time in the wheat and when we had gone about seventy yards we could see the dogs had a big cinnamon boar at the bay. J.R. turned Snatch loose and the can of whoop ass was opened.  No turning back now.  This guy is big!  I could see the boar under a bowed tree that had fallen.  There was about four feet of clearance and the dogs looked like they were in his house.  This was where he laid up to rest and recuperate and he wasn't going anywhere.  He was fighting right there.  I ran and pulled myself up on the fallen tree out of harms way.  At that moment the boar was trying to shake off the catch dog and charging at the others away from me.  He's maybe ten feet away at this point.  He then turned to the right and made a clockwise 270 degree turn charging the dogs.  As he passed right under me J.R. said, "Get him Mr. Key."  I rolled off the tree and unsheathed my knife, the White Knife.  This one has a Mojo.  Made in Scotland Texas by the late Robert Hajovsky it's called a Razorback.  It's the on I used on the hog I call Saddam.   It's a sub-hilt knife if you know what that is.  The hog was backing out from under the tree with dogs on his face when I jumped on his back.  I never draw my knife till the last moment and always make sure to deliver the lethal insertion at the same moment I'm on him. That starts the clock ticking early on.  I don't swing wildly with the knife.  It's an assassin's stroke.  I put all my weight on the boar because I want him to loose his legs.  I always leave the knife in and  work it to cut right through the heart puncturing the aortic arch.  With the knife inserted the blood stays in the chest cavity compressing the heart. It's safer for everyone because there's no danger of cutting a dog.  When you are on the boar he can't turn around and cut you because his spine is rigid. This is his weakness and I enjoy exploiting it.   I am the predator and these wonderful dogs are my soldiers.  This is fun! 
        The boar weighed right at 300lbs and was difficult to drag out to a place where Willy could drive his pickup close by. All the dogs were in good shape and happy.  I was very pleased to have another wall hanger and I named him Osama right there on the spot.  Saddam and Osama look great together.  Last week J.R. got a monster which looks like 400lbs.  I saw it on the website.   I'm told he and Willy were out without a client.   Seized the moment and bingo bongo a huge trophy boar!  You can't buy that kind of excitement! Well, you can at www.affordablehoghunts.com.

 Randy Key